So you say you don't care so much about fashion in Second Life as you do about just getting laid? That's fine. It's good to know what you're here for. Before you dust off your hands and flip the bird to the fashionistas, here are some things you should know:
Women -including women you think are out of your league- are perfectly willing to have wild, toe-curling, bedsheet-tearing sex with you. Whatever your wildest, dirtiest fantasy is, there's a girl out there who is willing to do it with you right now. What you don't realize is that women, when choosing a prospective partner, look at the cut of a suit jacket, the break of pant cuffs over a shoe, and the way your tie is knotted. What they do not care one whit for is how big your giant, pink, jutting prim penis attachment is. In fact, women always (yes, I said *always*) make fun of guys who wag their erections around, as if to say "just in case you didn't put 2 and 2 together yourself, I'm here to have some sex".
If you want to get laid, and you know that's your priority, start thinking less about a baboon-like display of reproductive organs and think more about French cuffs and navy gabardine three-button jackets. Or perfectly-worn jeans and the appropriately sooty beater and boots. Or the right bowling shoes and emo army trench over a t-shirt with the perfect nihilistic slogan. What I can tell you right here and now is that if there is a woman out there who wants to see a giant freebie penis -longer than your arm- sticking out from your naked body like a flag-pole... you aren't going to want her.
Trust me on that.
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2 comments:
You are wise beyond your years....
I dunno. This one didn't seem too hard to figure out to me.
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